February 2012
January 2012
7 tags
Jereth: whats on your mind
Alexandria: how cute you are
Jereth: only on the outside
Alexandria: why? what's on the inside?
Jereth: guts
Jereth: smelly icky guts
themightynarwhal:
nekkidh0arz:
BLESS THIS POST DEER GOD
I just wish i knew what all she was expecting
a list would be very helpful. i’m tired of disappointing her and not knowing the reason why.
What not to say after a romantic and tender moment...
Girlfriend: What are you thinking?
Me: ...I don't want to say.
Girlfriend: What? I want to know.
Me: No, really. It's nothing.
Girlfriend: Tell me.
Me: I was thinking about what birds look like without their beaks.
Girlfriend: WUT.